1. My Daughter Can’t Eat The Apple Because It Reminds Her Of Snow White
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2. It Looks Like The Muffin Needs A Doctor, So My Kids Won’t Have It
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3. He Won’t Eat The Chip Nor Let Me Have It Because It’s His and It’s Broken
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4. They Won’t Eat The Berries Because By Removing The Seeds They Become Olives
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5. My Kid Can’t Eat The Cookie Because Halfway He Discovered It’s Not An Oreo
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6. My Kid Can’t Eat Half Things Because It Will Break Him
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7. My Kid Won’t Eat The Cookie Because It’s Too Cute.
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8. My Daughter Won’t Eat This Because The Gummy Bears Are Drowning In The Ice-cream
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9. My Kid Won’t Eat The Ratatouille Because It Wasn’t Made By A Rat
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10. My Kid Won’t Eat This is Because Shells Belong In The Ocean
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11. “Somebody licked my toast.“ ”The cereal is too bright.“ “The yogurt tastes like popsicles.” ”The blueberries are too small. And too big.” My Kid’s Been Sent To Test Me.
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12. Kids Won’t Eat This Because Pizza is Cut in Squares Not Triangles
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13. My daughter can’t eat this because she’s a vegetarian. She wants chicken nuggets instead.
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14. My Daughter Refused To Eat These, So I Ate them. Then She Cried Because I Ate Them
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15. My 4-year-old daughter can’t eat this cake because it’s “too beautiful.”
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16. My son can’t eat them because they don’t have heads. P.S: he bit all the heads off.
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17. My 5-year-old daughter can’t eat the dessert because I’m making her share it with her brother. She literally can’t do it.
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18. My kid can’t eat raspberries because the hairs disgust him. He’s fifteen. I Repeat Fifteen.
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19. My daughter can’t eat this because she’s “full.” This is breakfast. Full of what?
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20. My son can’t eat the cheese because “a mouse already had some.”
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21. My son refused to eat the cake because the frosting cracked when he dropped it. He’s 17!
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22. My kid can’t eat raisins because they’re not in a box.
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23. My kid can’t eat the banana because he wanted it peeled by Daddy.
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24. My kid can’t eat this because it’s not made of pizza.
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25. My kid can’t eat this because he doesn’t like his food this fancy.
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26. My kid can’t eat the grilled cheese sandwich because it has a “tail” and he doesn’t eat animals.
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