1. My Daughter Can’t Eat The Apple Because It Reminds Her Of Snow White

2. It Looks Like The Muffin Needs A Doctor, So My Kids Won’t Have It

3. He Won’t Eat The Chip Nor Let Me Have It Because It’s His and It’s Broken

4. They Won’t Eat The Berries Because By Removing The Seeds They Become Olives

5. My Kid Can’t Eat The Cookie Because Halfway He Discovered It’s Not An Oreo

6. My Kid Can’t Eat Half Things Because It Will Break Him

7. My Kid Won’t Eat The Cookie Because It’s Too Cute.

8. My Daughter Won’t Eat This Because The Gummy Bears Are Drowning In The Ice-cream

9. My Kid Won’t Eat The Ratatouille Because It Wasn’t Made By A Rat

10. My Kid Won’t Eat This is Because Shells Belong In The Ocean

11. “Somebody licked my toast.“ ”The cereal is too bright.“ “The yogurt tastes like popsicles.” ”The blueberries are too small. And too big.” My Kid’s Been Sent To Test Me.

12. Kids Won’t Eat This Because Pizza is Cut in Squares Not Triangles

13. My daughter can’t eat this because she’s a vegetarian. She wants chicken nuggets instead.

14. My Daughter Refused To Eat These, So I Ate them. Then She Cried Because I Ate Them

15. My 4-year-old daughter can’t eat this cake because it’s “too beautiful.”

16. My son can’t eat them because they don’t have heads. P.S: he bit all the heads off.

17. My 5-year-old daughter can’t eat the dessert because I’m making her share it with her brother. She literally can’t do it.

18. My kid can’t eat raspberries because the hairs disgust him. He’s fifteen. I Repeat Fifteen.

19. My daughter can’t eat this because she’s “full.” This is breakfast. Full of what?

20. My son can’t eat the cheese because “a mouse already had some.”

21. My son refused to eat the cake because the frosting cracked when he dropped it. He’s 17!

22. My kid can’t eat raisins because they’re not in a box.

23. My kid can’t eat the banana because he wanted it peeled by Daddy.

24. My kid can’t eat this because it’s not made of pizza.

25. My kid can’t eat this because he doesn’t like his food this fancy.

26. My kid can’t eat the grilled cheese sandwich because it has a “tail” and he doesn’t eat animals.

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